paigenicole.

Welcome to the dirty, dirty South.

I had to pause, stop laughing, and resume after this one.

(Source: super-scout)

What if...?

  • The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
  • Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
  • The Doctor: How did you kn-
  • Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
thedailywhat: Office Spinoff of the Day: Dwight Schrute may be getting his own show. NBC is reportedly developing a spinoff series for the popular Office character. The project is in its infancy, but the network is setting its sights on a midseason 2013 launch date. The show will be a family sitcom, based on a premise proposed by Schrute actor Rainn Wilson and Office showrunner Paul Lieberstein (who plays Toby). According to an early synopsis, the spinoff will be set at Dwight’s beet farm and B&B. “Paul and Rainn have been joking for years about Dwight’s life on the farm, his family and how ill-suited he is to run a B&B,” a source told Deadline. “A while ago, it started to feel like a show to them. NBC agreed, it’s been further developed to include multiple generations, many cousins and neighbors. At its base it will be about a family farm struggling to survive and a family trying to stay together.”  Office executive producers Ben Silverman and Howard Klein are also attached. Greg Daniels will reportedly sit this one out. [deadline.] Say whaaaaat?

thedailywhat:

Office Spinoff of the Day: Dwight Schrute may be getting his own show.

NBC is reportedly developing a spinoff series for the popular Office character. The project is in its infancy, but the network is setting its sights on a midseason 2013 launch date.

The show will be a family sitcom, based on a premise proposed by Schrute actor Rainn Wilson and Office showrunner Paul Lieberstein (who plays Toby). According to an early synopsis, the spinoff will be set at Dwight’s beet farm and B&B.

“Paul and Rainn have been joking for years about Dwight’s life on the farm, his family and how ill-suited he is to run a B&B,” a source told Deadline. “A while ago, it started to feel like a show to them. NBC agreed, it’s been further developed to include multiple generations, many cousins and neighbors. At its base it will be about a family farm struggling to survive and a family trying to stay together.” 

Office executive producers Ben Silverman and Howard Klein are also attached. Greg Daniels will reportedly sit this one out.

[deadline.]

Say whaaaaat?

thedailywhat: Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.” Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be. Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide. Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built. “They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.” [latimes.] Looks like I’ll be heading over to Disneyland and picking myself up a boyfriend.

thedailywhat:

Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.”

Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.

Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide.

Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built.

“They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.”

[latimes.]

Looks like I’ll be heading over to Disneyland and picking myself up a boyfriend.

I found this under my bed. I’ve forgotten how much I love Joy Division.

I found this under my bed. I’ve forgotten how much I love Joy Division.

Mm.

Said you didn’t love me, it was right on time, I was just about to tell you but okay alright.

IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT ARRESTED FOR PIRACY

moishacollins:

armydoctorcastiel:

sendingowls:

that-hipster-moose:

biggest-hunger-games-fans:

  • INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS

“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”

  the supernatural fandom keeps tagging up their part of the courtyard with devil’s traps  

 the sherlock fandom falling off the roof.

the glee fandom would start shipping random guards and other prisoners. and then have ship wars.

(via you-are-sherlocked)

todaysdocument:

Edgar Allan Poe: January 18, 1809 - October 7, 1849

Pioneering author Edgar Allan Poe joined the Army at the age of 18 in an act of desperation after suffering the strain of surviving on his own for two months without money. This enlistment paper shows that Poe was in Boston when he signed up, that he used a false name, Edgar Perry, and a false age, adding four years to his real age. The paper also described him as being 5 feet 8 inches tall, with brown hair, gray eyes, and a fair complexion.